Advice time featuring Stone Darrow

Alright Juniors listen to me and you'll most likely pass junior year (considering I did somehow). Here is my 5 step list to surviving junior year:
Step 1. Pick the easiest classes! I know I didn't but sure could have. Learn from my mistakes... don't take an honors class, they only raise your GPA a little anyways, and choose P.E, because it's easy.
Step 2. Become a teachers pet! There's nothing wrong with it you'll pass easily if the teachers love you! And with all your guts don't make them hate you... then your screwed.
Step 3. Do a sport. Alright this will help you survive, because it looks good on your resume I guess. I don't know I'm desperate for basketball players.
Step 4. Come to school/on time. Ask Ethan Zulz about not coming to school so you can prevent this from happening. Especially senior year, that trip is going to be rad.
Step 5. Love your seniors. If you hate me, right back at you. If you love us, I might love you it depends, because that is a very strong word.
That's about it... if you follow these simple steps then you will probably become a senior next year with an average GPA of about 2.4