Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Hidden Trapdoor!

I was running away from Hudson with her purple pen when suddenly she opened a trapdoor I fell through. Of course I just fell into Nauman's room but there was a trap door there as well! And then the cafeteria but then i will fall directly into a dark pit that cant be climbed out of. Ms. Hudson will stare down at me laughing but realizing I still have her pen she would jump down at me. Then i wouldve climbed out by then and she was stuck at the bottom of the pit where she married a spider named julio.

Friday, November 21, 2014

My Beautiful parade

My parade will consist of only 1 9000 meter float, so you can expect a longggg thanksgiving day parade. Named the Stonie's day parade it took over for that terrible Macys Day or whatever it was. Every individual float will be staues of my past and accomplishments including... Being named the youngest athlete of the year in American History, being awarded 43 grammies, and 32 emmies, 3 nobel piece prizes, and single handingly took down the conflicts between the US and Russia! You can assume that this will be the next big thing to celebrate and watch on Thanksgiving Day. Anybody in English 3 is allowed a float as well... unless your Ms. Hudson.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

rosessss and thornnnss

My roses of the week had to have been returning to basketball practices! I've been waiting so long to play me some bball and I finally get to which really really releaved me. A thorn would be having to lose a lot of hours from my job. Basketball has a large sum of perks but I cant make much money any more...... A rose would be getting to do nothing after school though because of basketball! Its fun to be lazy and basketball provides me the laziness afterwards and the non laziness before! Basketball really has corolations to everything I do obviously.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Inside Ethans Mind

One day me and Ethan were minding our own business when suddenly BAM i can hear exactly what hes thinking. I sat there listening to all his sercrets and thinking that he was such a loser! Like he even thought in his head during P.E that Stone was so much better than he was at basketball. So with these powers I decided to ask him a large amount of questions to see how he took them. As i saw he took none seriously so I had to destroy him. Once I confronted him about my ability he left school and was never heard of again..... You guys are sick! You thought he died no no no he just left the country and went to West Africa where he got Ebola.