Friday, May 8, 2015

Week 32- The class honors/awards!

Most Interesting Part of Class- Definitely Jesse, Ethan, and I. Is there anything else to say... we are pretty interesting to study and just watch in action.
Least Favorite Part- Midweeks... considering it's my only week spot really in any class I have. They're good for us, but I don't enjoy them as much
Hardest I laughed- When Ethan and I did a 360 shoulder bump thingy, and I ran straight into the filing cabinet and Ethan laughed the hardest I've ever seen for the longest time!
Favorite Memory- When Jesse was dropping the bass and swallowed his gum. Comedy gold considering we thought it was a part of the song. "I thought I was a goner!"-Jesse Swanson
Best Thing about Hudson as teacher- She is not Mr. Fahs!
Make the Class Better- By grading your papers faster! And put a couch in your room like we talked about.
Final Comments- I'll be back

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Advice time featuring Stone Darrow

Alright Juniors listen to me and you'll most likely pass junior year (considering I did somehow). Here is my 5 step list to surviving junior year:
Step 1. Pick the easiest classes! I know I didn't but sure could have. Learn from my mistakes... don't take an honors class, they only raise your GPA a little anyways, and choose P.E, because it's easy.
Step 2. Become a teachers pet! There's nothing wrong with it you'll pass easily if the teachers love you! And with all your guts don't make them hate you... then your screwed.
Step 3. Do a sport. Alright this will help you survive, because it looks good on your resume I guess. I don't know I'm desperate for basketball players.
Step 4. Come to school/on time. Ask Ethan Zulz about not coming to school so you can prevent this from happening. Especially senior year, that trip is going to be rad.
Step 5. Love your seniors. If you hate me, right back at you. If you love us, I might love you it depends, because that is a very strong word.
That's about it... if you follow these simple steps then you will probably become a senior next year with an average GPA of about 2.4

Friday, April 24, 2015

Amnesia helperers for week 30

Alright my Amnesia helperer team would most definitely consist of Ethan, Jesse, Miranda, Ms. Hudson, and my brother Mason. There duties are as follows:
Ethan- He would be my teacher because he is the smartest of the five so he would tutor me until I dropped dead.
Ms. Hudson- Oh yeah. Forgot about her... Well she told me its her birthday so happy bday Hudson!
Miranda- Shes there to tell me my middle name is Gladys, as well as teaching me how great our jr. high days were.. which they were!#threemusketeers
Jesse- Hes there to teach me all of our inside jokes again, and how to play game of war. Thats it other than that hes useless
Mason- He would say i loved working out and did it every single day!
So thats my crew yo so thats about all im ever going to learn ever again!

Friday, April 17, 2015

wEeK 29- SuBmArInE aDvEnTuRe

So there we all are the English 3 honors class. In a submarine that is immune to all destruction... WWIII happening in the world above us we're all perfectly safe. We have suits just in case the sub breaks that make us immune to all nukes and radiation. So were casually driving right? And out of nowhere we run into a stupid city under the water that made our sub break down. We all went out to help fix it, and I found some sign that said "Welcome to Atlantis" Thinking this was stupid we fixed the sub and drove off away from the stupid city that delayed our under water trip.. the end?

Friday, April 10, 2015

#Squads for #week28

My squads are my bros (and broettes) and I'm pretty sure you all know who you are! They pretty much make me who I am, and will always be here for me. I'm never really down or anything ever, but I could rely on these people to help me back up. We chill out most the time, because that's how you have fun in the Lowpoint Washburn area. I hope when I go to college (maybe far away I don't know yet) that I will still stay in touch with all of them! You guys are awesome! Don't change anything about yourselves!

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Story of a song!

I can't think of my favorite song so I'm going to do this on 22 because that is what Fahs told me to do. So this is a story about a girl (named Taylor Swift) who was feeling like she was 22, when in reality she is 25, but I guess the song did come out 3 years ago.. So she was feeling her own age at the time and its safe to say that she was partying away all of her exs like she does in a large sum of her songs. So while she was at this party she found the perfect guy that she would spend a long time with. So they broke up and she sang a song about called "We are Never Getting Back Together" I would get more into that story, but I don't really want to!

Friday, March 27, 2015

Week 26- Words in Retrospect

I stole your title Ms. Hudson. Off that note me and Jesse have a tendency to talk trash to each other all the time. This usually continues until someone has the lame comeback, which is usually me sadly. I do this with Ethan all the time as well, but for him i never lose is a little doo doo face. Other than that I really never regret anything I say I guess LOL ROFL LMAO. I regret when I'm singing and I say the wrong lyric in a song! That's so frustrating because everyone looks at you like you're a doo doo face. The End

Thursday, March 19, 2015

POKEMON!

My theme song for life would be friggin Pokemon! There's no apparent reason for this at all other than it's like the best song ever. I mean who doesn't like it! I guess I wanna be the very best that no one ever was. The guitar solo is swagalicious as well and the guys who sings the song sounds really good. Not to mention I grew up a kid playing pokemon the game watching the first movie and still do both to this day! Everytime I hear the original theme song I feel like my life is being sang! nuff said I love pokemon!!!:D

Friday, March 6, 2015

OKC are better than The Bulls

After last night's game I have realized one of my biggest faults, the Thunder are better than the Bulls and i apologize for ever denying it.

Jesse is dope

Jesse is dope.... not Ethan nuff said... Miranda's kinda dope

Friday, February 27, 2015

Inside Jokes

I have a few pretty funny inside jokes that most don't know about. My favorite by far is the sentence that Jesse and I will never reveal to Ethan ever! As mad as he is trying to figure it out as he reads this it will remain a mystery to all but two. Another one between me Ethan, Cody, and Evan would be about smashing, though many know what that is by now. For a while though every one thought it was something that was very inappropriate. People are just so immature aren't they! I feel like me and Jesse have to many to list for this so I'm not gonna tell you any of them.

Friday, February 20, 2015

Niagara Fahs

If there was one place i really would like to visit it would hands down be Niagara Fahs. Just think about staying in the hotel, chillaxin watching the beautiful waterfall while countless kids are running around be annoying... it sounds amazing! Not to mention the waterfall was dedicated to my assistant coach Mr. J word Fahs.. you stay classy fahs. Not to mention I could also go to my favorite country I've never been to! Canada!#baggedmilk#canadianbacon We could also go and tour the rest of New York from Central Park to Syracuse to Ellis Island! Not to mention the Bronx... I really want to go to New York now.. thanks Ms. Hudson.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

A very horrifying twist

Yeah so you know Aladin and Princess Jasmine and that magical adventure they went on with Robin Williams.. thats the rest of their fun for the rest of their lives. Aladin suddenly becomes very sick and they learn that he will die three days after their whole adventure. Princess Jasmine would live in the shadows the rest of her life in sorrow from her loves unfortunate passing. I think we all know what happened to Robin. Then they would all meet up in heaven and live the lives that they were supposed to originally have. This is the tale of Aladin.

Valentines Day

We did this blog last year.. check it out!=>http://imbringinsexyback20.blogspot.com/2014/02/week-22-fictional-crush.html... Now that you probably didn't look at that, my crush is Jennifer Lawrence again because you know.. why not. She is friggin gorgeous and probably Americas sweetheart... so I'm definitely not alone with this feeling. She played in the Hunger Games... if you didnt know that you live under a rock. Literally the best actor ever! Litterally the best person on this planet period. So Jennifer I'll probably have to do this next year so if you see this one stay tuned! We will meet one day and will always be thinking out loud! (that song is on right now btw)

Friday, January 30, 2015

I'm a lil 7th Grader

Well here I stand as a strong seventh grader ready to destroy the world standing aside Miranda and Ethan(Jesse's the loner now in this multiverse). Now side by side my trusty sidekicks are main seventh grade goal now to be... ruin Jesse's life. We are so rude to him now that he goes home crying everyday and we have no RAGRETS. Other than that I would definitely cared more about my grades thats for sure. But now lets get back to reality.... Jesse eventually fleed the entire county just so he could have a very small window of opportunity to become like by that loser that eats his lunch at the table by himself.  

Some Little Known Facts

I really don't think people don't know everything about me, I mean I'm a pretty open guy. People know I like games but probably don't think I'm a gamer, which i kind of am. I guess people might not know that I'm kind of an introvert as well... thanks to Ms. Hudson's personality test I would know this. There's really not that else much to know about me that everyone else already knows... so yeah.... Little know fact is that Ms. Hudson actually is an evil god who takes lives of many every single day. Just so everyone knows about that.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Siblings

First off Hudson I will not describe any inside jokes we have because they are INSIDE JOKES. Other than that me and my brother are like polar opposites but are best friends. We try doing everything from working out, to even working together. Then there is Madison who most of you know, is the punching bag of us. We like to screw with her all the time and always make her rage but we have our moments. Then there is Ethan, hes my brother from another mother, my bro from a different doe, you know what I'm sayin? That's all I have to say about that topic.

Week-17 The Future

I finally awaken after 1000 thousand years in a room full scientists and scary looking probes, I blacked out. I awoke once more to be in a room that looked like a living room from my former house. So i looked out the window to see nothing but black and shiny white lights. I went to my door where there was a space suit that had a note that read "put on before you leave." So I did as it said and walked out to see an humongous dome that had no roof to it but you could see space. Outside my house was a huge market looking place kind of like NorthWoods. I saw my family near my house who said their first words to me in 1000 years "We found the Fountain of Youth..."