535600 minutes is a good song

How bout that title Jesse? Ok seriously i feel like i haven't changed that much since last year honestly, but i really have kinda. I mean i got my license so that alone should show that I'm a whole new man! I also got a job that's like 30 minutes from home so that's a big deal as well. Personality however is the same... hate on Ethan and Fahs every single day on my treasure words and stuff like that. I'm also still better than Fahs and Ethan at basketball#alldayeveryday. I'm still scoring 50 point games with quinciple doubles against the Monstars in triple overtime. Tell Fahs bout that Hudson he'd know!

Snow creations are dull

I remember my first snow creation.... it was called a snow angel. Now that I've gotten the easy stuff out of the way, let me tell you about snowballs. Man are they hard to make! Mine are still lumpy to this day but I still take pride in my snowballs. Now for some crazy things... things you've never even heard of...... a snowman. yep did this with the family and it was downright successful! Complete with carrot nose and everything. I also made a fort with Ethan when we were younglings but that's about it. Maybe someday I'll make an unlumpy snowball who knows?!

Hidden Trapdoor!

I was running away from Hudson with her purple pen when suddenly she opened a trapdoor I fell through. Of course I just fell into Nauman's room but there was a trap door there as well! And then the cafeteria but then i will fall directly into a dark pit that cant be climbed out of. Ms. Hudson will stare down at me laughing but realizing I still have her pen she would jump down at me. Then i wouldve climbed out by then and she was stuck at the bottom of the pit where she married a spider named julio.

My Beautiful parade

My parade will consist of only 1 9000 meter float, so you can expect a longggg thanksgiving day parade. Named the Stonie's day parade it took over for that terrible Macys Day or whatever it was. Every individual float will be staues of my past and accomplishments including... Being named the youngest athlete of the year in American History, being awarded 43 grammies, and 32 emmies, 3 nobel piece prizes, and single handingly took down the conflicts between the US and Russia! You can assume that this will be the next big thing to celebrate and watch on Thanksgiving Day. Anybody in English 3 is allowed a float as well... unless your Ms. Hudson.

rosessss and thornnnss

My roses of the week had to have been returning to basketball practices! I've been waiting so long to play me some bball and I finally get to which really really releaved me. A thorn would be having to lose a lot of hours from my job. Basketball has a large sum of perks but I cant make much money any more...... A rose would be getting to do nothing after school though because of basketball! Its fun to be lazy and basketball provides me the laziness afterwards and the non laziness before! Basketball really has corolations to everything I do obviously.

Inside Ethans Mind

One day me and Ethan were minding our own business when suddenly BAM i can hear exactly what hes thinking. I sat there listening to all his sercrets and thinking that he was such a loser! Like he even thought in his head during P.E that Stone was so much better than he was at basketball. So with these powers I decided to ask him a large amount of questions to see how he took them. As i saw he took none seriously so I had to destroy him. Once I confronted him about my ability he left school and was never heard of again..... You guys are sick! You thought he died no no no he just left the country and went to West Africa where he got Ebola.

I am the Danger!

I would be known as the worlds first creepypasta that became true! People that walk into my tempting haunted mansion in the woods would be freaked out by the noise of a little boy sobbing. After investigating the house the people would turn back and walk out the front door only to be greeted by a long hallway to a door at the opposing end. The sobbing will grow louder as you continue approaching and turn to crying and finally to screaming by the time you finally reach the door... and everything goes quite. So quite you could here the wind from outside blowing. You open the door and find nothing but a cradle, bloodied, with a note left in it stained saying "You're home now." You will turn around and a little boy will be standing at the door holding his bloody teddybear.

You get 3 Wishes!

So ya i bought this lamp off ebay, and I know what youre thinking.. its just a generic old genie lamp. No lets start off by saying my room was dark so i needed a lamp to make it bright. So i turned it on and a genie told me I had 3 wishes but could only use them on other people so the first thing i did was the most obvious. I decided to turn Jesse into a squid but has all the basic human senses, you knew that was coming. Then I wished Fahs was good at basketball because lets admit it... Hes kind of bad. Lastly I decided to wish my mother and father were billionaires, because well that just helps me out anyways so why not.

Homee

I live at my house it thats self explanatory. Thats all I can really say I've lived in Lowpoint my entire life. I guess when I was born i lived in Peoria for like 3 days but that is besided the point. Any memories? Lowpoint and Washburn are where almost all my memories have happened considering ive lived here FOREVER. We've been constantly changing my house since I've been her though. We turned our garage into a spectacular game room, added a hallway to that gameroom, renovated our kitchen... twice, as well as expanding our living room. Our newest project is to fix up my room and make it look swagalicious.

Week 7-Waldos on TV!

Mr. Waldo was found last month stealing candy from a baby in a general store in Oxford University. He was taken to prison where he met a lady named Piper who helped waldo escape the women's prison that he was in for some strange reasoning. He now known as an international criminal had to change his disguise. So he went into the business of making meth where he met his college Walter White. He was now going on vacation where he decided to go back to prison so he could break his brother out as well(still don't know why his brother was in a female prison either). While on vacation he went on a plane ride that went bad and crash landed on an island and he knew he was LOST. He then took a deep sea dive looking for food, where he found an underground cave, where a man named Beowulf was killing some hideous looking creatures. coming out of the cave he found a vehicle known as the patty wagon and drove to shell island. The last anyone has seen of Mr. Waldo would be the time he was seen holding on to the top of Titanic.

Michael Myers is my bestie- week 6

A long time ago in 2014, September 26th to be exact, there was a lonely new kid and his name was Michael Myers. Everybody at school made fun of him but I always thought they were so rude. One day I walked up to Mr. Myers and told him that all the other people were just losers and didnt know what they were talking about! So for the rest of the school year me and him did everything together and were besties for life! Until one day somebody angered him and he went off and murdered many people. I knew my bestie would be famous one day but not quite the way he is famous.

Week 5-Teachers Past lives

Well this one is simple since I know exactly what all of you did in your teen years! Ms. Hudson you were the bookworm that brought a new cat to class every single day! Ms. A sat around doing math everywhere anywhere. Mr. Fahs for one couldnt play basketball and sat the bench hardcore for his team. He also was a loner that was bullied by even the nerdiest of nerds in the school. Mrs. Nauman probably just did science all day every day. I guess what Im trying to say is that all the teachers just sat in school and did their subject they teach all day long.

Week 4- Zombie Survival Squad

My team consists of me and Ethan.. thats it. We made some sacrifices in the beginning*coughJessecough*. Anyways me and Ethan are adventurers so we decided to go into the heart of Chicago to kill us some zambies. We made a fort in Soldier Field where we killed everything attacking us. Any survivor that came to our entrance begged us to come in but we didnt let them because were all that. Now known as the two most known notorious zombie slayers me and Ethan lived happily ever after killing countless zombies and also some humans that pushed our buttons....Anyone in this class is allowed to join our survival team except Jesse. The End.

Week 3- Story of my life

So this weekend me and my good pal Jesse ventured to Chicago to meet some people at a book store. We met a strange old man that told us about a book called Stone and Jesse destroy humanity. So I checked it out... heres what i read. Once upon a time in the middle of Chicago Stone and Jesse found a stick. But this wasnt no ordinary stick, this stick was about 3 meters long! So they kept it and kept strolling along the roads until they stumbled across a pot hole. But this wasnt no ordinary pot hole they went inside it and the stick started glowing. So they continued and found a turtle, but this wasnt no ordinary turtle this turtle was a ninja and took the stick from us put it in a rock and blew up the whole world, except where we were. So in the end me and Jesse became turtles.

Clueless adults week 2

Most adults think we usually go out and do bad stuff all the time. Grant it some people do but they dont really count, what does count is what the others do! Like Jesse what a no life who throws his life away by lifting every single day! They probably think that most of us are unemployed as well which is also true for some but people always ask me and its really furgin annoying. Oh well i guess old people just dont understand us teenagers and what we actually do... Even though they have a thought thats half way correct. Click this=>this is everything you ever wanted to see!

Week 1- Schools Back!

School has been so great this year so far! Its so much fun to be stuck here for eight hours a day again! Getting back into the groove of things was so easy considering my sleeping schedule was so bad over the summer!#icantastethesarcasm No seriously though its been alright i guess, i want summer to last longer so i can continue doing nothing.#couchpotato Jesses probably disappointed considering he has a tighter schedule and cant lift as much. #heskipslegday Im back in Ms Hudsons class now... sadly... I hope we dont get tortured as much as last year. I heard she got new editions for Haloween that im definitly not ready to see...