Week 3- Story of my life

So this weekend me and my good pal Jesse ventured to Chicago to meet some people at a book store. We met a strange old man that told us about a book called Stone and Jesse destroy humanity. So I checked it out... heres what i read. Once upon a time in the middle of Chicago Stone and Jesse found a stick. But this wasnt no ordinary stick, this stick was about 3 meters long! So they kept it and kept strolling along the roads until they stumbled across a pot hole. But this wasnt no ordinary pot hole they went inside it and the stick started glowing. So they continued and found a turtle, but this wasnt no ordinary turtle this turtle was a ninja and took the stick from us put it in a rock and blew up the whole world, except where we were. So in the end me and Jesse became turtles.