Friday, October 31, 2014

I am the Danger!

I would be known as the worlds first creepypasta that became true! People that walk into my tempting haunted mansion in the woods would be freaked out by the noise of a little boy sobbing. After investigating the house the people would turn back and walk out the front door only to be greeted by a long hallway to a door at the opposing end. The sobbing will grow louder as you continue approaching and turn to crying and finally to screaming by the time you finally reach the door... and everything goes quite. So quite you could here the wind from outside blowing. You open the door and find nothing but a cradle, bloodied, with a note left in it stained saying "You're home now." You will turn around and a little boy will be standing at the door holding his bloody teddybear.

Friday, October 24, 2014

You get 3 Wishes!

So ya i bought this lamp off ebay, and I know what youre thinking.. its just a generic old genie lamp. No lets start off by saying my room was dark so i needed a lamp to make it bright. So i turned it on and a genie told me I had 3 wishes but could only use them on other people so the first thing i did was the most obvious. I decided to turn Jesse into a squid but has all the basic human senses, you knew that was coming. Then I wished Fahs was good at basketball because lets admit it... Hes kind of bad. Lastly I decided to wish my mother and father were billionaires, because well that just helps me out anyways so why not.

Friday, October 17, 2014

Homee

I live at my house it thats self explanatory. Thats all I can really say I've lived in Lowpoint my entire life. I guess when I was born i lived in Peoria for like 3 days but that is besided the point. Any memories? Lowpoint and Washburn are where almost all my memories have happened considering ive lived here FOREVER. We've been constantly changing my house since I've been her though. We turned our garage into a spectacular game room, added a hallway to that gameroom, renovated our kitchen... twice, as well as expanding our living room. Our newest project is to fix up my room and make it look swagalicious.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Week 7-Waldos on TV!

Mr. Waldo was found last month stealing candy from a baby in a general store in Oxford University. He was taken to prison where he met a lady named Piper who helped waldo escape the women's prison that he was in for some strange reasoning. He now known as an international criminal had to change his disguise. So he went into the business of making meth where he met his college Walter White. He was now going on vacation where he decided to go back to prison so he could break his brother out as well(still don't know why his brother was in a female prison either). While on vacation he went on a plane ride that went bad and crash landed on an island and he knew he was LOST. He then took a deep sea dive looking for food, where he found an underground cave, where a man named Beowulf was killing some hideous looking creatures. coming out of the cave he found a vehicle known as the patty wagon and drove to shell island. The last anyone has seen of Mr. Waldo would be the time he was seen holding on to the top of Titanic.