You get 3 Wishes!

So ya i bought this lamp off ebay, and I know what youre thinking.. its just a generic old genie lamp. No lets start off by saying my room was dark so i needed a lamp to make it bright. So i turned it on and a genie told me I had 3 wishes but could only use them on other people so the first thing i did was the most obvious. I decided to turn Jesse into a squid but has all the basic human senses, you knew that was coming. Then I wished Fahs was good at basketball because lets admit it... Hes kind of bad. Lastly I decided to wish my mother and father were billionaires, because well that just helps me out anyways so why not.